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Anonymous

I have been extensively studying my new human comrades, so I can learn how to act around them.  As in my culture, they often augment their speech with hand gestures.

This particular one I learned from Lieutenant Blade.  Given the frequency and context with which she uses it when talking to Johnny Cage, I inferred that it would be appropriate here.

[Sorry for this one being on the lazy side; my tendinitis has been acting up, which limits my ability to draw without pain.  Credit to b-ound for being kind enough to let me use a picture of him for reference for the hand.]

So, how was your day?
Anonymous

It was a very productive and serious day for me, in which I got some very important things done.  I haven’t had any time for leisure at all!

[OOC: I apologize for the badness of everything this time around.  The only one with any real excuse is the last one, where I was messing around with using bluish computer lighting.  With the first one I was being lazy and with the second one I…don’t know what went wrong there.]

Purity?
Anonymous

Allow me to emphasize that this is not pornography, but fine erotic art. No princess of Edenia would be caught dead indulging in smut!

Do you and Mileena ever engage in Mortal Koitus?
Anonymous

Leave this place at once, and know that you shall never be welcome in any realm ruled by Kitana.

GET OVER HERE!
Anonymous

Sup, bitch? You be playin' dat Triple?
Anonymous

What is the royal dungeon like?

Suddenly 50 Hitlers
Anonymous

[Shite, the image got shrunk.  Would you like me to re post with a link to a full-sized one?]

NOW DOING PICTURE RESPONSES TO YOUR QUESTIONS

[Now that I’ve been reunited with my tablet, I’m going to start drawing pictures for my responses.  Do note that this will slow down the rate of updates, since I work a 6-hour workday and go to bed fairly early.  Luckily, tomorrow I have off, so send in those questions!

Now that I have abandoned my life at Shao Kahn’s right hand, I am free to pursue my own destiny.  Since you strange, short-lived humans have always fascinated me, I thought I would begin afresh by asking you about Earthrealm and the ways of its inhabitants, but Jade said it would be impractical to interview seven billion people.

"Why don’t you have them ask you questions?” she suggested.  ”You can learn a lot about somebody by the questions they ask.”  Typical Jade logic.  She is better with people than I am, however, so I decided to go along with it.  

[OOC question: As this is my first askblog, do I want to have it password protected or not?  I want to be the only one able to edit it, but I want everyone to see it.
On an unrelated note, I will be going to a wedding from Friday to Monday, so if you are impatient about getting your questions answered, you may want to wait until I return to ask them.]

Now that I have abandoned my life at Shao Kahn’s right hand, I am free to pursue my own destiny.  Since you strange, short-lived humans have always fascinated me, I thought I would begin afresh by asking you about Earthrealm and the ways of its inhabitants, but Jade said it would be impractical to interview seven billion people.

"Why don’t you have them ask you questions?” she suggested.  ”You can learn a lot about somebody by the questions they ask.”  Typical Jade logic.  She is better with people than I am, however, so I decided to go along with it.  

[OOC question: As this is my first askblog, do I want to have it password protected or not?  I want to be the only one able to edit it, but I want everyone to see it.

On an unrelated note, I will be going to a wedding from Friday to Monday, so if you are impatient about getting your questions answered, you may want to wait until I return to ask them.]