State your business, Earthrealmer.
Purity?
Anonymous

Allow me to emphasize that this is not pornography, but fine erotic art. No princess of Edenia would be caught dead indulging in smut!

Do you and Mileena ever engage in Mortal Koitus?
Anonymous

Leave this place at once, and know that you shall never be welcome in any realm ruled by Kitana.

What is the royal dungeon like?

Suddenly 50 Hitlers
Anonymous

[Shite, the image got shrunk.  Would you like me to re post with a link to a full-sized one?]

NOW DOING PICTURE RESPONSES TO YOUR QUESTIONS

[Now that I’ve been reunited with my tablet, I’m going to start drawing pictures for my responses.  Do note that this will slow down the rate of updates, since I work a 6-hour workday and go to bed fairly early.  Luckily, tomorrow I have off, so send in those questions!

Now that I have abandoned my life at Shao Kahn’s right hand, I am free to pursue my own destiny.  Since you strange, short-lived humans have always fascinated me, I thought I would begin afresh by asking you about Earthrealm and the ways of its inhabitants, but Jade said it would be impractical to interview seven billion people.

"Why don’t you have them ask you questions?” she suggested.  ”You can learn a lot about somebody by the questions they ask.”  Typical Jade logic.  She is better with people than I am, however, so I decided to go along with it.  

[OOC question: As this is my first askblog, do I want to have it password protected or not?  I want to be the only one able to edit it, but I want everyone to see it.
On an unrelated note, I will be going to a wedding from Friday to Monday, so if you are impatient about getting your questions answered, you may want to wait until I return to ask them.]

Now that I have abandoned my life at Shao Kahn’s right hand, I am free to pursue my own destiny.  Since you strange, short-lived humans have always fascinated me, I thought I would begin afresh by asking you about Earthrealm and the ways of its inhabitants, but Jade said it would be impractical to interview seven billion people.

"Why don’t you have them ask you questions?” she suggested.  ”You can learn a lot about somebody by the questions they ask.”  Typical Jade logic.  She is better with people than I am, however, so I decided to go along with it.  

[OOC question: As this is my first askblog, do I want to have it password protected or not?  I want to be the only one able to edit it, but I want everyone to see it.

On an unrelated note, I will be going to a wedding from Friday to Monday, so if you are impatient about getting your questions answered, you may want to wait until I return to ask them.]